The theme on facebook this week seems to be to go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name then post what you get. But why waste this on facebook, when I can use it as an easy post and brag that I wrote two in one week?

So here are the ones that I thought were completely true or cracked me up. I’ll let you decide which is which. My comments are in parentheses.

• First off-SHES DEFINATLY NOT A MANATEE!!!! (“Definatly” not a speller either.)
• A sweet girl with a cheery disposition on life, love and friendship.
• A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone’s ass when necessary. (And while kicking will say “Damnit” in her best Jack Bauer voice.)
• The king of stealing, is a f-ing criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious. (This is absolutely true. I’ve stolen every seashell I own.)
• The hottest girl on earth. She can melt the heart of any guy. (Have they seen this?)
• She can be crazy, but her friends love her for that. (I’ll take crazy just as long as its not cruisazy.)
• Anything from tallest to shortest, skinniest to largest, just a person. (Hmmm, haven’t I heard that last part somewhere Diana?)
• Those with the name Jamie tend to be kind people who enjoy music. (Somebody should do a concert just for people named Jamie!)
• Usually have dark hair (Because we all buy the “Jamie” haircolor box.)
• Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily… that’s part of the humor.
• Female Jamies are fun to be around and can be slightly tone-deaf… but all’s good because they make up for it in attitude. (I have attitude about being called tone-deaf. I could be the next American Idol if I wasn’t over the age limit)
• Generally her smile creates a kawaii overload in the kawaii receptors of your brain, weakening the toughest man’s emotional defenses into that of a newborn puppy.
• Is very intelligent, but can be a f-ing dumbass at times.
• Good from far and far from good

Jamie by Weezer