I was almost speechless this morning because of a stupid woman driver. It started at a stoplight where we were both turning left. Her first stupid offense was that she was almost 2 car lengths ahead of the white line. A lot of people do this at this particular light for whatever reason. There were 2 lanes turning left – she was in the left lane; I was in the right. So the light turns green and she turns into the right lane of Louisville road, cutting me off. Luckily I was paying attention, but I did honk my horn at her to let her know my frustration. (and I might have said something like “watch where the —- you’re going lady 
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You’re probably wondering what the big deal is right? Well, it didn’t end there. We drive about half a mile and she suddenly swerves over into the left lane and slows down to about 30 mph (speed limit is 55). I passed her, but a couple of minutes later she passes me going about 70 now. I get behind her again and she’s weaving in and out of her lane. We get to another stoplight and I figure out what her problem is: she’s fixing her hair. Not a quick glance in the mirror and trying to fix that wild hair standing straight up. Not leaning closer to the mirror to decide how much longer you can go before getting your roots done. She’s got both hands off the wheel, using a comb to tease her hair so that it touches the roof of her car.
Lady, you’re an idiot. And also, it’s 2006 not 1986.
